Monkey management

Learned today in IPM (Integrated Pest Management) that: Fact—hanging a dead monkey (especially if painted red to imitate blood) in your fields will send fear into the hearts of all other monkeys, resulting in monkeys never entering your fields or garden again.  Can I do this with the kids that destroy my trees and garden too?  Mi fijat.  I am only joking…

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